Greetings all. First as just a quick blanket statement, two consecutive strangers coughed ON me as I was walking home from work today. Honestly, please cover your mouth when you cough and just don't cough on the streets.
MOVING right along. It's Elton John night, and I'm already not that excited. Elton John night? like why?? 95% of the nights should be pop night, billboard top 40 hit night. Hopefully the singers prove me wrong and Elton John night will be awesome?
Ryan did you change your hair tonight? It's weird, but I like it.
First up heeeere's Scotty. Oh what a surprise he sounds the SAME AS HE DOES EVERY WEEK. He's just straight up not good.
JLO! I love love love your hoops!!! huge fan. A+. Great hair and dress. Get it girl.
OH FANfrickintastic all the judges like Scotty. WHAT and WHY. AWFUL.
A friend made a suggestion that I should rate all the contestants after they sing. So for Scotty McCreery, on a scale of 1 to 10 my official rating for Scotty is an OMG Please stop singing you're awful.
Next up is Naima wearing the most hideous outfit I have ever seen. So anyhow, I'm actually down with her turning "I'm Still Standing" into a Reggae song. I like reggae music, I like remixes. Did she sing it well? No. So in conclusion, on a scale of 1 to 10 i'm gonna go ahead and give Naima a zero. This rating is also taking in all her past performances, which sucked.
3rd up- Paul McWhy are you wearing the same jacket you've worn like 12 times already. So he's singing "Rocket Man" and its just okay. i'll give him a 4 and call it a day.
Aright what is this encore talk? What is he talking about? This is so weird. It's not an encore song Paul. It's a regular song.
Oh good Pia is next. True she does ballads every week. However she is the best voice in this competition. 8 out of 10. Her outfit is a little figure skater couture for my own taste, but its fine.
So Stefano is good tonight, but again, i don't think that Elton John night is really getting me going here. It's just blah. They need to sing some hits! 5 out of 10.
Seriously the judges never give any criticism. yawn.
Lauren Alaina you totes lost weight! good for you, you look good. Your singing was better tonight than the rest of the contestants thus far, besides Pia. The country thing is annoying, and the performance wasn't AMAZING. But I agree it was definitely her best performance. 6 out of 10. i like how she is sucking up to JLo. very smart of her, i think JLo is buying it.
James Durbin is a fun performer. This was a really good song for him. I'd say best performance of the night so far. Is the piano on fire really necessary? i give him a 7 out of 10.
What is Steven Tyler saying? like ever? Nothing he says makes sense.
Thia -once again a snoozefest. She has got to go. On a scale of 1 to 10 she gets an i dont even know because i fell asleep real quick due to boredom in between her first note and then woke up for the last note. over it.
next.
Casey. Casey you used to be my favorite. I don't know now. You are doing a good job, a good to very good job with this song but it wasn't awesome. I do think Elton does this song a million times better. On a scale of 1 to 10 i'll rate you a Beard. because even though you got a makeover you still have a very beardy beard.
Next up is Jacob. Jacob has a very powerful voice, I'm just not a fan for whatever reason. oo JLo making a Robbie Rosen mention. Holla! Loved him. Okay so Jacob, yea i'll give him a 6. What's up with his tuxedo bow not being tied? is that a thing? i didn't know that was a thing.
Haley! super cute performance! I like it. she is the best of the night, for sure. Her and James Durbin were the best. Haley gets an 8 out of 10.
Guys, that's it for tonight! It's been really real. Here's to hoping Scotty, Naima and Thia are eliminated in a surprise triple elimination tomorrow night.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
3/23/2011
hey guys, its sam. back tonight for "Motown" night.
J-Lo, just when i think your outfits could not get any better, there you are. You are. so awesome.
Does Randy need to make it a point every single episode to mention that he's been "doing this for 10 years" ?? We know Randy. We know.
AHH close up of JLo. Her make up is a little frightening, too green, too pink. it's fine, still love her.
Aright first up is Casey Abrams, looking extremely weird with his hair gelled back. Okay is it just me or is his performance a little lackluster tonight. Casey's losing me a little bit. he needs to step it up next week. And by step it up i mean never wear his hair gelled back like that a-gain.
Judges!!! you are being way too nice. ew casey is really sweaty.
Okay next is tHia . sorry really nothing to say cuz i just fell asleep with boredom whilst she was singing.
next, moving on. ugh i miss Karen! on a serious note, does Steven Tyler ever have anything of merit to say? he's not judging at all. The judges should be judging.
3rd up , Jacob Lusk singing "all i need to get by." I really like this song so I'm excited. Aright i'm not crazy about this performance. I feel like with his awesome voice he could have done better. Why are the judges so excited about this? EW randy has a weird patch of hair beard on his chin. Realizing so does Steven Tyler. Aright Jacob really wasnt that good. On to the next.
This hugging Jacob Lusk thing is weird. I feel like i wouldn't be interested in hugging Jacob Lusk. Anyhow.
Next, the hatefully annoying "Lauren Alaina" . i'm feeling like everyones performance is a little middle of the road tonite. She was just eh. She does look pretty tonight, her hair looks good. I'll give her that.
Stefano not so great tonight! No one is really making me think OMG they are awesome. No one is standing out as being AMAZING like Adam Lambert did 2 seasons ago. I agree with JLo on this one. There needs to be some emotion. Why does everyone have weird chin hair tonight.
I remember sitting in my brothers room with my sister back in '03 , being so adamant that Clay Aiken win the title of American Idol over that really large guy. can't remember his name. Ah yes, Ruben Studdard. I actually just had to google his name by typing in "winner of American Idol 2003" because i could not remember his name for the life of me. Clearly he got wildly famous. Anyhow I remember we really did not want Ruben to win. We were always extremely concerned about him everytime he got up to sing because he was always profusely sweaty and appeared to be within seconds of a heart attack everytime he sang. Haha anyhow we just really wanted Clay to win, yet never actually picked up the phone to vote for Clay. We were disappointed when he came in second. We then got over it. He ended up with some hits, and later came out of the closet and had a baby with a middle aged woman. So all is right with the world.
Excuse the slight tangent. Back to AI 2011. Haley. I like her. She's funky fresh. The best one of the night so far. Omg why is JLo wearing a green eye mask.
Ughhhhhhh Scotty McDreary. Is it just me or does he look like the guy from MAD magazine. Honestly he sounds the saaame every week. America PLEASE stop voting for him. Aright that performance was straight up awful. JUDGES WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. SOS. have they given one negative comment about anyone?
Next is Pia T singing "All in Love is Fair" oo pretty dress! LOVE Pia! she's so good. she is the best one right now on the show. Done. Oh good the one time the judges are criticizing its the best person on the show. Pia only deserves compliments. Shut it Randy. Shut it.
Paul McWhiteyteeth. Whats up. His singing voice still does not impress me that much. The end of his song was good, it did show charisma and I liked it. I just don't think he'll be the next American Idol. Oh good Randy agrees with me about the end of the song. Me and Randz are on the same page there.
Ew I dont even want to listen to Naima. Why is she still here and Karen was voted off??? this is awful. AHHH HER PANTS HER PANTS those are the worst worst pants i have ever ever seen in my life. OMG the pants. can't deal. Oh good the judges like her. Awesome. Sorry I could barely pay attention to her actual singing due to the atrocity that was her pants.
James Durbin- yea it was good. probably tied with Pia and Haley for best of the night but Pia wins. I still stand by the fact that James is a lesser version of Adam Lambert. Ryan is a little peanut next to him! Cute.
well, that's the show. i will see you all next week. boltax, out.
J-Lo, just when i think your outfits could not get any better, there you are. You are. so awesome.
Does Randy need to make it a point every single episode to mention that he's been "doing this for 10 years" ?? We know Randy. We know.
AHH close up of JLo. Her make up is a little frightening, too green, too pink. it's fine, still love her.
Aright first up is Casey Abrams, looking extremely weird with his hair gelled back. Okay is it just me or is his performance a little lackluster tonight. Casey's losing me a little bit. he needs to step it up next week. And by step it up i mean never wear his hair gelled back like that a-gain.
Judges!!! you are being way too nice. ew casey is really sweaty.
Okay next is tHia . sorry really nothing to say cuz i just fell asleep with boredom whilst she was singing.
next, moving on. ugh i miss Karen! on a serious note, does Steven Tyler ever have anything of merit to say? he's not judging at all. The judges should be judging.
3rd up , Jacob Lusk singing "all i need to get by." I really like this song so I'm excited. Aright i'm not crazy about this performance. I feel like with his awesome voice he could have done better. Why are the judges so excited about this? EW randy has a weird patch of hair beard on his chin. Realizing so does Steven Tyler. Aright Jacob really wasnt that good. On to the next.
This hugging Jacob Lusk thing is weird. I feel like i wouldn't be interested in hugging Jacob Lusk. Anyhow.
Next, the hatefully annoying "Lauren Alaina" . i'm feeling like everyones performance is a little middle of the road tonite. She was just eh. She does look pretty tonight, her hair looks good. I'll give her that.
Stefano not so great tonight! No one is really making me think OMG they are awesome. No one is standing out as being AMAZING like Adam Lambert did 2 seasons ago. I agree with JLo on this one. There needs to be some emotion. Why does everyone have weird chin hair tonight.
I remember sitting in my brothers room with my sister back in '03 , being so adamant that Clay Aiken win the title of American Idol over that really large guy. can't remember his name. Ah yes, Ruben Studdard. I actually just had to google his name by typing in "winner of American Idol 2003" because i could not remember his name for the life of me. Clearly he got wildly famous. Anyhow I remember we really did not want Ruben to win. We were always extremely concerned about him everytime he got up to sing because he was always profusely sweaty and appeared to be within seconds of a heart attack everytime he sang. Haha anyhow we just really wanted Clay to win, yet never actually picked up the phone to vote for Clay. We were disappointed when he came in second. We then got over it. He ended up with some hits, and later came out of the closet and had a baby with a middle aged woman. So all is right with the world.
Excuse the slight tangent. Back to AI 2011. Haley. I like her. She's funky fresh. The best one of the night so far. Omg why is JLo wearing a green eye mask.
Ughhhhhhh Scotty McDreary. Is it just me or does he look like the guy from MAD magazine. Honestly he sounds the saaame every week. America PLEASE stop voting for him. Aright that performance was straight up awful. JUDGES WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. SOS. have they given one negative comment about anyone?
Next is Pia T singing "All in Love is Fair" oo pretty dress! LOVE Pia! she's so good. she is the best one right now on the show. Done. Oh good the one time the judges are criticizing its the best person on the show. Pia only deserves compliments. Shut it Randy. Shut it.
Paul McWhiteyteeth. Whats up. His singing voice still does not impress me that much. The end of his song was good, it did show charisma and I liked it. I just don't think he'll be the next American Idol. Oh good Randy agrees with me about the end of the song. Me and Randz are on the same page there.
Ew I dont even want to listen to Naima. Why is she still here and Karen was voted off??? this is awful. AHHH HER PANTS HER PANTS those are the worst worst pants i have ever ever seen in my life. OMG the pants. can't deal. Oh good the judges like her. Awesome. Sorry I could barely pay attention to her actual singing due to the atrocity that was her pants.
James Durbin- yea it was good. probably tied with Pia and Haley for best of the night but Pia wins. I still stand by the fact that James is a lesser version of Adam Lambert. Ryan is a little peanut next to him! Cute.
well, that's the show. i will see you all next week. boltax, out.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
wednesday, march 16th
first things first: J-Lo, you are flawless. the leopard dress is great. hair, perfect.
Moving on. Naima, singing "whats love got to do with it". Is there anyone worse than her? Who voted for her last week? She is so so bad. can't deal. It doesnt even make sense to comment on her outfit , it just simply goes without saying that its a hot MESS.
steven tyler, what are you SAYING!!! She was awful. JLo and Randy you are being way too nice. Oh good, Randy just used the word "mess" when describing her. The truest thing said thus far about her by the judges.
Paul- your teeth are extraordinarily white and shiny. As for your singing chops, not so much. No i'm kidding. I like Paul. Actually "like" is too strong of a word. Paul is okay. He's basically a worse version of Jason Mraz and John Mayer, so really who needs it. I mean compared to Naima he's a bonafide rockstar, but in real life he's just O.K. Great teeth though. Just absolutely wonderful teeth.
Next week i'm going to count how many times Randy says 'pitchy.' i like Randy. Is anyone else noticing the striking resemblance between Steven Tyler and Lisa Rinna?
Holy meatballs, Thia (the "h" is not silent), was born in 1995! She sho is young. I am a fan of her look and style but WHY she is singing this Pocahantas song is seriously beyond me. she has a good voice, but i can do without her. she doesn't bring too much to the table.
Okay whats this guys name? James Durbin. k great, i'm over him. He's a worse version of Adam Lambert! Why have America and the judges not realized this?? confused. Adam Lambert, you are a million times better than this person. Omg he keeps doing the Adam Lambert scream! He can't just cop that move and pretend like its okay. I dont like this guy, why is JLo clapping like a maniac. Concerned.
I like Haylee tonight. She may be someone I like. I'll need to see more to make a decision.
Pretty sure she has lipstick on her chin.
Oh good, Ryans helping. Oh Ryan.
stefano needs to sing songs that are popular. i'm a stefano fan.
Pia-- kind of looking like Jasmine from Aladdin tonight with her outfit. It's fine. Pia is great, she is by far one of favorites. great voice.
AHHH scott mccreery. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . i'm so tempted to mute his entire performance.
Aw Karen, she's definitely one of my favorites also. she's awesome!
Casey Abrams, DEFINITELY best of the night. awesome.
"lauren elena" - no.
jacob lusk
eh
and thats a wrap for 3/16
Moving on. Naima, singing "whats love got to do with it". Is there anyone worse than her? Who voted for her last week? She is so so bad. can't deal. It doesnt even make sense to comment on her outfit , it just simply goes without saying that its a hot MESS.
steven tyler, what are you SAYING!!! She was awful. JLo and Randy you are being way too nice. Oh good, Randy just used the word "mess" when describing her. The truest thing said thus far about her by the judges.
Paul- your teeth are extraordinarily white and shiny. As for your singing chops, not so much. No i'm kidding. I like Paul. Actually "like" is too strong of a word. Paul is okay. He's basically a worse version of Jason Mraz and John Mayer, so really who needs it. I mean compared to Naima he's a bonafide rockstar, but in real life he's just O.K. Great teeth though. Just absolutely wonderful teeth.
Next week i'm going to count how many times Randy says 'pitchy.' i like Randy. Is anyone else noticing the striking resemblance between Steven Tyler and Lisa Rinna?
Holy meatballs, Thia (the "h" is not silent), was born in 1995! She sho is young. I am a fan of her look and style but WHY she is singing this Pocahantas song is seriously beyond me. she has a good voice, but i can do without her. she doesn't bring too much to the table.
Okay whats this guys name? James Durbin. k great, i'm over him. He's a worse version of Adam Lambert! Why have America and the judges not realized this?? confused. Adam Lambert, you are a million times better than this person. Omg he keeps doing the Adam Lambert scream! He can't just cop that move and pretend like its okay. I dont like this guy, why is JLo clapping like a maniac. Concerned.
I like Haylee tonight. She may be someone I like. I'll need to see more to make a decision.
Pretty sure she has lipstick on her chin.
Oh good, Ryans helping. Oh Ryan.
stefano needs to sing songs that are popular. i'm a stefano fan.
Pia-- kind of looking like Jasmine from Aladdin tonight with her outfit. It's fine. Pia is great, she is by far one of favorites. great voice.
AHHH scott mccreery. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . i'm so tempted to mute his entire performance.
Aw Karen, she's definitely one of my favorites also. she's awesome!
Casey Abrams, DEFINITELY best of the night. awesome.
"lauren elena" - no.
jacob lusk
eh
and thats a wrap for 3/16
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