3/23/2011

hey guys, its sam. back tonight for "Motown" night.

J-Lo, just when i think your outfits could not get any better, there you are. You are. so awesome.

Does Randy need to make it a point every single episode to mention that he's been "doing this for 10 years" ?? We know Randy. We know.

AHH close up of JLo. Her make up is a little frightening, too green, too pink. it's fine, still love her.

Aright first up is Casey Abrams, looking extremely weird with his hair gelled back. Okay is it just me or is his performance a little lackluster tonight. Casey's losing me a little bit. he needs to step it up next week. And by step it up i mean never wear his hair gelled back like that a-gain.

Judges!!! you are being way too nice. ew casey is really sweaty.


Okay next is tHia . sorry really nothing to say cuz i just fell asleep with boredom whilst she was singing.

next, moving on. ugh i miss Karen! on a serious note, does Steven Tyler ever have anything of merit to say? he's not judging at all. The judges should be judging.

3rd up , Jacob Lusk singing "all i need to get by." I really like this song so I'm excited. Aright i'm not crazy about this performance. I feel like with his awesome voice he could have done better. Why are the judges so excited about this? EW randy has a weird patch of hair beard on his chin. Realizing so does Steven Tyler. Aright Jacob really wasnt that good. On to the next.

This hugging Jacob Lusk thing is weird. I feel like i wouldn't be interested in hugging Jacob Lusk. Anyhow.

Next, the hatefully annoying "Lauren Alaina" . i'm feeling like everyones performance is a little middle of the road tonite. She was just eh. She does look pretty tonight, her hair looks good. I'll give her that.

Stefano not so great tonight! No one is really making me think OMG they are awesome. No one is standing out as being AMAZING like Adam Lambert did 2 seasons ago. I agree with JLo on this one. There needs to be some emotion. Why does everyone have weird chin hair tonight.

I remember sitting in my brothers room with my sister back in '03 , being so adamant that Clay Aiken win the title of American Idol over that really large guy. can't remember his name. Ah yes, Ruben Studdard. I actually just had to google his name by typing in "winner of American Idol 2003" because i could not remember his name for the life of me. Clearly he got wildly famous. Anyhow I remember we really did not want Ruben to win. We were always extremely concerned about him everytime he got up to sing because he was always profusely sweaty and appeared to be within seconds of a heart attack everytime he sang. Haha anyhow we just really wanted Clay to win, yet never actually picked up the phone to vote for Clay. We were disappointed when he came in second. We then got over it. He ended up with some hits, and later came out of the closet and had a baby with a middle aged woman. So all is right with the world.

Excuse the slight tangent. Back to AI 2011. Haley. I like her. She's funky fresh. The best one of the night so far. Omg why is JLo wearing a green eye mask.

Ughhhhhhh Scotty McDreary. Is it just me or does he look like the guy from MAD magazine. Honestly he sounds the saaame every week. America PLEASE stop voting for him. Aright that performance was straight up awful. JUDGES WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. SOS. have they given one negative comment about anyone?

Next is Pia T singing "All in Love is Fair" oo pretty dress! LOVE Pia! she's so good. she is the best one right now on the show. Done. Oh good the one time the judges are criticizing its the best person on the show. Pia only deserves compliments. Shut it Randy. Shut it.

Paul McWhiteyteeth. Whats up. His singing voice still does not impress me that much. The end of his song was good, it did show charisma and I liked it. I just don't think he'll be the next American Idol. Oh good Randy agrees with me about the end of the song. Me and Randz are on the same page there.

Ew I dont even want to listen to Naima. Why is she still here and Karen was voted off??? this is awful. AHHH HER PANTS HER PANTS those are the worst worst pants i have ever ever seen in my life. OMG the pants. can't deal. Oh good the judges like her. Awesome. Sorry I could barely pay attention to her actual singing due to the atrocity that was her pants.

James Durbin- yea it was good. probably tied with Pia and Haley for best of the night but Pia wins. I still stand by the fact that James is a lesser version of Adam Lambert. Ryan is a little peanut next to him! Cute.

well, that's the show. i will see you all next week. boltax, out.