3/30/2011

Greetings all. First as just a quick blanket statement, two consecutive strangers coughed ON me as I was walking home from work today. Honestly, please cover your mouth when you cough and just don't cough on the streets.

MOVING right along. It's Elton John night, and I'm already not that excited. Elton John night? like why?? 95% of the nights should be pop night, billboard top 40 hit night. Hopefully the singers prove me wrong and Elton John night will be awesome?

Ryan did you change your hair tonight? It's weird, but I like it.

First up heeeere's Scotty. Oh what a surprise he sounds the SAME AS HE DOES EVERY WEEK. He's just straight up not good.

JLO! I love love love your hoops!!! huge fan. A+. Great hair and dress. Get it girl.

OH FANfrickintastic all the judges like Scotty. WHAT and WHY. AWFUL.

A friend made a suggestion that I should rate all the contestants after they sing. So for Scotty McCreery, on a scale of 1 to 10 my official rating for Scotty is an OMG Please stop singing you're awful.

Next up is Naima wearing the most hideous outfit I have ever seen. So anyhow, I'm actually down with her turning "I'm Still Standing" into a Reggae song. I like reggae music, I like remixes. Did she sing it well? No. So in conclusion, on a scale of 1 to 10 i'm gonna go ahead and give Naima a zero. This rating is also taking in all her past performances, which sucked.

3rd up- Paul McWhy are you wearing the same jacket you've worn like 12 times already. So he's singing "Rocket Man" and its just okay. i'll give him a 4 and call it a day.

Aright what is this encore talk? What is he talking about? This is so weird. It's not an encore song Paul. It's a regular song.

Oh good Pia is next. True she does ballads every week. However she is the best voice in this competition. 8 out of 10. Her outfit is a little figure skater couture for my own taste, but its fine.

So Stefano is good tonight, but again, i don't think that Elton John night is really getting me going here. It's just blah. They need to sing some hits! 5 out of 10.

Seriously the judges never give any criticism. yawn.

Lauren Alaina you totes lost weight! good for you, you look good. Your singing was better tonight than the rest of the contestants thus far, besides Pia. The country thing is annoying, and the performance wasn't AMAZING. But I agree it was definitely her best performance. 6 out of 10. i like how she is sucking up to JLo. very smart of her, i think JLo is buying it.

James Durbin is a fun performer. This was a really good song for him. I'd say best performance of the night so far. Is the piano on fire really necessary? i give him a 7 out of 10.

What is Steven Tyler saying? like ever? Nothing he says makes sense.

Thia -once again a snoozefest. She has got to go. On a scale of 1 to 10 she gets an i dont even know because i fell asleep real quick due to boredom in between her first note and then woke up for the last note. over it.

next.

Casey. Casey you used to be my favorite. I don't know now. You are doing a good job, a good to very good job with this song but it wasn't awesome. I do think Elton does this song a million times better. On a scale of 1 to 10 i'll rate you a Beard. because even though you got a makeover you still have a very beardy beard.

Next up is Jacob. Jacob has a very powerful voice, I'm just not a fan for whatever reason. oo JLo making a Robbie Rosen mention. Holla! Loved him. Okay so Jacob, yea i'll give him a 6. What's up with his tuxedo bow not being tied? is that a thing? i didn't know that was a thing.

Haley! super cute performance! I like it. she is the best of the night, for sure. Her and James Durbin were the best. Haley gets an 8 out of 10.

Guys, that's it for tonight! It's been really real. Here's to hoping Scotty, Naima and Thia are eliminated in a surprise triple elimination tomorrow night.