4/20/2011

Hi All!

I just finished a delectable meal consisting of 12 pieces of matzah pizza, and I am looking forward to identical suppers for the next 5 nights. Actually I'm lying, tomorrow I plan to mix it up with cold cuts (on matzah) , but all other nights, matzah pizza. Holla!

Okay, back to the subject at hand; I am SO ready for American Idol tonight. Tonight's theme is "hits from the 21st Century" -- i am fully expecting Scotty to sing an awful awful country song, but I'm hoping some of them pick fun ones. It's a good theme; finally songs that are popular and are known by the general public. (save for Scotty, who, as previously stated, will pick an aforementioned awful song.)

Oooo I do not like Jenny Lo's outfit tonight! It's very G and G , very Strawberry. The point I'm making is it looks cheap. Not loving it.

OMG WHY ARE THEY BRINGING NAIMA BACK ON THE STAGE. help help help. so bad. Oh good and here's Paul McDonald, sounding horrible, and wearing the apparent only piece of clothing he owns, his rose suit. Omg Naima is jumping everywhere. She needs to be removed from the stage by security.

Oh Pia, you are so awesome! Sad.

Aright well first up is Scotty, and I have muted his entire performance, thereby making it unable for me to comment on it. When's he going to go awayyyy??

Ooo, the judges didn't like him! They obviously read my blog, woke the H up, and realized that Scotty sucks. Thanks judges for reading my blog! Buh-bye Scotty McCreery aka Alfred E Neuman aka McCreepy aka EWww thats an awful camel colored coat.

2nd on stage is James Durbin singing Muse, Uprising. He is really trying to look like Adam Lambert with the shoulder pads and capri pants. He also appears to be holding some sort of wand. And/or whip, can't decipher. So I did think that he killed the first chorus of the song. In a good way. It was really really well sung. The second chorus was a little to high for me, kinda made my head hurt. But all in all it was a really good performance. He did awesome, and it was a GREAT popular song choice. Good job James!

Did Steven Tyler just compare James to a T-Rex? He makes no sense. That's the first and hopefully last dinosaur reference I'll hear on idol.

Wow yay I'm already excited for Hayley, because she chose Adele's Rolling in the Deep. An awesome song that is so right now. I feel like her dress is wrong for the song though. It's a happy picnic dress, not right. She should've worn a short black dress and her hair crazy curly like it was in the beginning. Anyhow she sounds awesome, and she's great.

Next up is Jacob Lusk. His suit is very metallic, and he looks like the tin man. Very emotional performance by Jacob! Again, I don't love his voice. I've been over him since week deux, and I think he may be out tomorrow.

Next is Casey Abrams singing Maroon 5 which I'm excited about. Ohh i like this song! I think he's singing it well. Okay he's very awkwardly marching over to the crowd and slapping them five. He's more like slapping their hands kinda violently actually. A hahah he just kissed JLo on the cheek...I actually LOL'ed that was an awesome move. Hahahaha. I did think that was a really good performance. Notice how everyone who is doing awesome is singing POPULAR songs. It's just a better choice.

And here's Stefano singing Neo. Oh no he's making weird gyrating moves. What, did he just come from the firehouse? Why the suspenders? Gosh these outfits are awful tonight. I think the background singers are singing more than him. I gotta say this is the worst performance of the night. (Not counting Scottys performance, which i muted, i'm actually pretending he's not even on the show anymore, so i don't even count him.) Anyhow I think Jacob and Stefano are next to go.

Final performance is Lauren Alaina singing a stupid country song. Awful hair, cute hoops! Over the performance. It's just o.k.

Steven Tyler's critiques are absolutely useless. JLo is so pretty, I forgive her for her dress tonight. And on those points, that's it for tonight! James Durbin was definitely the best, Hayley was awesome, and Casey was good too. Boltax out!