first things first: J-Lo, you are flawless. the leopard dress is great. hair, perfect.
Moving on. Naima, singing "whats love got to do with it". Is there anyone worse than her? Who voted for her last week? She is so so bad. can't deal. It doesnt even make sense to comment on her outfit , it just simply goes without saying that its a hot MESS.
steven tyler, what are you SAYING!!! She was awful. JLo and Randy you are being way too nice. Oh good, Randy just used the word "mess" when describing her. The truest thing said thus far about her by the judges.
Paul- your teeth are extraordinarily white and shiny. As for your singing chops, not so much. No i'm kidding. I like Paul. Actually "like" is too strong of a word. Paul is okay. He's basically a worse version of Jason Mraz and John Mayer, so really who needs it. I mean compared to Naima he's a bonafide rockstar, but in real life he's just O.K. Great teeth though. Just absolutely wonderful teeth.
Next week i'm going to count how many times Randy says 'pitchy.' i like Randy. Is anyone else noticing the striking resemblance between Steven Tyler and Lisa Rinna?
Holy meatballs, Thia (the "h" is not silent), was born in 1995! She sho is young. I am a fan of her look and style but WHY she is singing this Pocahantas song is seriously beyond me. she has a good voice, but i can do without her. she doesn't bring too much to the table.
Okay whats this guys name? James Durbin. k great, i'm over him. He's a worse version of Adam Lambert! Why have America and the judges not realized this?? confused. Adam Lambert, you are a million times better than this person. Omg he keeps doing the Adam Lambert scream! He can't just cop that move and pretend like its okay. I dont like this guy, why is JLo clapping like a maniac. Concerned.
I like Haylee tonight. She may be someone I like. I'll need to see more to make a decision.
Pretty sure she has lipstick on her chin.
Oh good, Ryans helping. Oh Ryan.
stefano needs to sing songs that are popular. i'm a stefano fan.
Pia-- kind of looking like Jasmine from Aladdin tonight with her outfit. It's fine. Pia is great, she is by far one of favorites. great voice.
AHHH scott mccreery. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . i'm so tempted to mute his entire performance.
Aw Karen, she's definitely one of my favorites also. she's awesome!
Casey Abrams, DEFINITELY best of the night. awesome.
"lauren elena" - no.
jacob lusk
eh
and thats a wrap for 3/16
Yo Sam I think your performance tonight with your recap was good, but it was a little pitchy, I need you to bring it next time dawg, seriously you rock, I am a big fan!
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ReplyDeletesibby this is hysterical. i have one comment though- J Lo, yes, flawless, and if anyone can pull off big hair with a leopard print shirt it's her. But too much eye makeup last night. too much going on with the big hair + leopard + eye makeup.
ReplyDeleteCan't tell who I'd rather see gone Thia (SNORE), scott mcgreery (WHYYYYYYY america), or naima. You should predict who goes home on your blog.